1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:07,880 -Welcome to Ashfield Place. 2 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:09,460 -Now, I'm Samira. And that's Miles. 3 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:12,220 We really went from city loft to lawn so fast. 4 00:00:12,260 --> 00:00:13,340 Robert: We did everything so fast. 5 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:14,760 -How long has that house been empty? 6 00:00:15,090 --> 00:00:16,510 Robert: Twenty years, give or take. 7 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,600 -This is a cul-de-sac. People are weird. 8 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,020 Dana: You've been keeping tabs on us 9 00:00:20,060 --> 00:00:21,270 through the window, Jimmy Stewart? 10 00:00:21,310 --> 00:00:23,180 Which one of us is the murderer? 11 00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:24,600 Your face. 12 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,690 -What's the deal with that Victorian house? 13 00:00:27,730 --> 00:00:29,020 Lynn: A family lived there. 14 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:31,030 They had a daughter who-- Todd: Died. 15 00:00:31,070 --> 00:00:32,860 Lynn: Maybe even-- Todd: Murdered. 16 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,070 Robert: She also keeps asking questions 17 00:00:34,110 --> 00:00:35,450 about the house across the street. 18 00:00:35,490 --> 00:00:37,070 Samira: Do you have a periodical section? 19 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,870 Judy: I'm afraid that March volume 20 00:00:38,910 --> 00:00:40,040 has been checked out. 21 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,540 Lynn: It was an all-cash deal. 22 00:00:41,580 --> 00:00:43,410 -Uh-uh. Those are for the new neighbor. 23 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:46,080 I just wanna know what his deal is, don't you? 24 00:00:47,330 --> 00:00:49,340 -Hands where I could see 'em. -What's happening? 25 00:00:49,380 --> 00:00:50,880 -We got a call about a trespasser 26 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,590 at the old Grant house. 27 00:00:52,630 --> 00:00:55,130 Lynn: This is lunacy. -I think we should stay. 28 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,430 -There's space in the community 29 00:00:57,470 --> 00:00:58,800 and our family's not gonna be 30 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,100 run out by some racist, 31 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:01,850 brownie-hating prick. 32 00:01:21,950 --> 00:01:23,410 -Goodnight, Alison. 33 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:27,580 -I still wanna be Samira too. 34 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,670 Uh... 35 00:01:31,210 --> 00:01:33,920 Miles? Miles? 36 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,550 Oh, Miles. 37 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:38,260 Miles! Miles! 38 00:01:39,010 --> 00:01:41,510 Ah! 39 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:42,680 Oh. 40 00:01:45,430 --> 00:01:46,520 Miles! 41 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:56,530 Miles. 42 00:01:56,570 --> 00:02:02,740 Oh. Oh. 43 00:02:08,370 --> 00:02:10,170 -I'm coming, Miles. 44 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,920 Ow. 45 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:20,470 -Miles. No. 46 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:25,850 Gary: Hello, neighbor. 47 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:28,600 - No. 48 00:02:29,890 --> 00:02:31,730 No. 49 00:02:33,230 --> 00:02:34,650 Robert: Hey. Hey. 50 00:02:34,690 --> 00:02:36,530 It's okay. You're safe. 51 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,240 I had a bad dream. 52 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,880 Lynn: Shoo. Shoo. 53 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,510 Shoo. Shoo. 54 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:58,440 -Huh. Okay. 55 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:09,910 -Agnes' dog took a dump on Lynn's lawn again. 56 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,290 -Please, honey. 57 00:04:11,330 --> 00:04:13,330 -That man still hasn't touched my brownies. 58 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:14,500 You okay, Miles? -Oh, yeah? 59 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:15,750 -He's too busy being a racist 60 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:17,250 than putting up no trespassing signs 61 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:18,590 that point directly at your house. 62 00:04:18,630 --> 00:04:20,590 Please don't get obsessed. 63 00:04:20,630 --> 00:04:22,670 -I'm not. Naveen: Can you blame her? 64 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,840 The guy called the cops on her. -Thank you. 65 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,590 -Okay. We need to take these down. 66 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,470 We should keep our distance. 67 00:04:28,510 --> 00:04:31,020 He does his thing. We do ours. 68 00:04:31,060 --> 00:04:34,100 We live across the street from this weird prick. 69 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,270 Let's just leave it at that. 70 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:36,770 -I love the lobster dicks. 71 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:37,770 -Absolutely not. 72 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:39,320 -No. Yeah. The dicks have gotta go. 73 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,360 -But why would he move into a murder house? 74 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,860 -It's not a murder house. No one got murdered there. 75 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:46,660 -Seriously, don't believe those stupid stories 76 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:48,120 about her parents killing her 77 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,410 and burying her in the basement. 78 00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:50,990 It's so ridiculous. 79 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,120 -Who said that? 80 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,630 -What? -Naveen. 81 00:04:57,670 --> 00:04:59,540 -What's the story? -There's no story. 82 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:01,630 -You just referred to a story. Naveen: I know, but it's not-- 83 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:03,090 -Do you think there's truth to the story? 84 00:05:03,130 --> 00:05:04,590 -I don't think so. 85 00:05:04,630 --> 00:05:06,130 -You don't think so? You don't know so? 86 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:07,970 -Uh, I... 87 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:10,850 Where there's smoke, there's fire 88 00:05:10,890 --> 00:05:12,310 and it's burnin'. 89 00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:13,930 -Oh, there is no smoke 'cause there's no fire 90 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,480 and there's no burning 'cause it's nonsense. 91 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,770 It's a small town myth, nothing more. 92 00:05:18,810 --> 00:05:20,480 -You're a good fucking lawyer, you know that? 93 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,280 -You bet I do. -And you're an idiot. 94 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,280 We gotta go. 95 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:26,820 What just happened to me? 96 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,660 -I love you 97 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:30,950 and I love you too, little man. 98 00:05:30,990 --> 00:05:32,410 Make sure your mama doesn't get in trouble 99 00:05:32,450 --> 00:05:34,200 while I'm gone, okay? 100 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:37,040 Bye. I hate leaving you alone all day. 101 00:05:39,670 --> 00:05:41,920 -Exactly. 102 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:44,670 - I can't stop thinking about the other night. 103 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:49,260 It's horrible seeing Samira that scared, seeing Danny. 104 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:51,390 Oh, I fucking hate that guy. 105 00:05:51,430 --> 00:05:54,220 -Why is it always like the biggest douchebag 106 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,430 in high school that grows up to be a cop? 107 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,150 -Always. Fuck that guy. 108 00:05:59,190 --> 00:06:00,520 -Fuck that guy. 109 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,270 You know, he still calls me Naveen the Peen 110 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,570 every time I run into him. 111 00:06:03,610 --> 00:06:05,360 -I mean, it does have quite a nice ring to it. 112 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,570 -But you've got Quidditch Bitch which became... 113 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:10,370 Benedict Cumberbitch. -Benedict Cumberbitch, yeah. 114 00:06:10,410 --> 00:06:11,410 He was quite creative. 115 00:06:11,450 --> 00:06:13,200 -I was an easy target. 116 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:17,540 -Forgive me for not asking you this, like, decades ago. 117 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:19,540 How did you deal with all of that, 118 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:24,670 you know, being one of the few non-White kids in our class? 119 00:06:24,710 --> 00:06:27,260 -I wouldn't have survived if I held on to everything 120 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:30,010 that was ever said about me or done to me. 121 00:06:34,510 --> 00:06:36,770 You're raising a Black son, man. 122 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,230 You kind of realize this shit goes way further 123 00:06:40,270 --> 00:06:42,560 than anything else. 124 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,770 People are assholes everywhere. 125 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:47,570 -Dannys Dannys everywhere. -Uh-hmm. 126 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:50,530 Look, dwelling is not gonna get you anywhere. 127 00:06:50,570 --> 00:06:53,370 New plan. You gotta do what Brits do. 128 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:56,790 Bottle it up and bury it deep into the crevices of your soul. 129 00:06:56,830 --> 00:06:58,500 -I don't wanna do that, mate. 130 00:06:58,540 --> 00:07:00,830 Not with Samira and Miles. 131 00:07:00,870 --> 00:07:02,580 It's not healthy. 132 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:05,880 Or at least that's what Samira's therapist told her to tell me. 133 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,130 -Do I need therapy? 134 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:10,510 -Oh. I mean, extensive. 135 00:07:11,470 --> 00:07:13,800 -Okay. You're here and you're committing. 136 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,100 You gotta re-frame and put down roots. 137 00:07:16,930 --> 00:07:21,060 Let this go and move on for Miles... 138 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,650 for all of you. 139 00:07:23,650 --> 00:07:25,230 -Thanks, Naveen the Peen. 140 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:27,980 -You're welcome, Benedict Cumberbitch. 141 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,790 It's my neighbor. 142 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,970 Don't you make a move. 143 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:57,310 I'll be right back, Miles. 144 00:07:57,350 --> 00:07:59,020 Be right back. 145 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,780 May I help you? 146 00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:17,030 -I'm Samira. I live across the street. 147 00:08:20,450 --> 00:08:22,580 -Gary Lawson. Pleasure. 148 00:08:23,710 --> 00:08:25,080 -And I want to introduce myself 149 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,040 so there are no more misunderstandings. 150 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:30,170 -I'm not sure I'm understanding the misunderstandings. 151 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:32,130 -You told the cops that you saw a Black person 152 00:08:32,170 --> 00:08:34,840 trespassing on your property the other day. 153 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,680 That's what you said, right? -I'm sorry. 154 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:38,720 I had--I had no idea that was you. 155 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,680 -Well, now you know. Gary: Yeah. 156 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,430 The house has been sitting vacant. 157 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,520 So, I figured anyone coming around 158 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,810 must be a squatter or a vagrant. 159 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:50,730 -Well, I'm a litigator. -Oh, well, look at that. 160 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:54,200 You know what they say when you assume? 161 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,610 -You're an asshole. 162 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,830 -Something like that, yeah. 163 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,700 Just so you know... 164 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:04,790 it wasn't a race thing. 165 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:06,210 -It's usually a race thing. 166 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:08,080 -I assure you... 167 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,050 Never mind. 168 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:16,090 You know what? 169 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,770 I'm not big on sweets. 170 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:25,940 -No problem. 171 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,100 Doing some gardening? 172 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:30,150 -I'm renovating. 173 00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:32,070 House needs a lot of work. 174 00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:34,280 But it has good bones. 175 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:44,120 -Your phone seems to be crying. 176 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:48,330 -Excuse me. 177 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:51,340 -Bye, neighbor. 178 00:10:01,550 --> 00:10:04,310 -Somethin' not right about that man. 179 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:07,810 Remember what I say, Miles, believe women. Okay? 180 00:10:07,850 --> 00:10:10,690 We have instincts, gut, maternal, 181 00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:14,320 killer, basic instincts. 182 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,650 Rob? Oh, my goodness. 183 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,150 I thought I locked the door. 184 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,820 -Nobody locks their doors around here, honey. 185 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:21,530 -We do. We're lockers. 186 00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:23,700 -What the hell happened out there? 187 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,120 Samira: It was the smugness that pissed me off. 188 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,630 I mean, there was no remorse in his voice, zero. 189 00:10:31,670 --> 00:10:33,460 Not an ounce. 190 00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:36,720 -Wow, you are a natural. 191 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,630 Oh, it's all muscle memory. 192 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,470 I was always good with babies. 193 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:44,060 Older kids, not so much. 194 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:47,020 And teenagers, forget about it. 195 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:50,650 They wake up one day and just decide to hate you. 196 00:10:50,690 --> 00:10:52,190 My kids and I fought so much. 197 00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:54,730 I'm surprised they never ran away. 198 00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:58,700 But they adored Marty. 199 00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:00,030 Everybody did. 200 00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:01,820 -I wish I got a chance to meet him. 201 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,870 Lynn: Me too, sweetie. 202 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:08,710 -Thank you. I didn't know how much I needed the company. 203 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:12,880 -I assume Bev Fisher offers minimal help? 204 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,460 -Warmth is not exactly her style. 205 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,800 -She's very British. 206 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,670 -When we're in the hospital, she and Don came. 207 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,180 You know, they gave Miles a stuffed rabbit 208 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:25,180 and told us that they were going on a cruise forever. 209 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:26,770 -Small favors. 210 00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:28,060 -It's definitely a huge favor 211 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,850 that they gave us this house, but... 212 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,640 -Yeah. -...that's how they show love, 213 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:35,900 through grand gestures and minimal emotion. 214 00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:38,780 But I'm really glad that Rob didn't turn out that way. 215 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,030 -You need your village... 216 00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:45,990 and I'm gonna tell them to bring food. 217 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,790 Todd: Usually, you have to wait 24 hours 218 00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:51,460 to give one this size, 219 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:55,090 but I am a Hinkley hero's hero. 220 00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:57,300 It's part of their loyalty program. 221 00:11:57,340 --> 00:11:58,460 -Loyalty? 222 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,050 That's what I'm talkin' about. 223 00:12:00,090 --> 00:12:01,880 Hinkley Hills is like... Samira: Thanks. 224 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,590 -...a community, you know, people care. 225 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,470 They watch out for each other. 226 00:12:06,510 --> 00:12:07,640 -Or just watch each other. 227 00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:10,180 -A street light'll go out, it's fixed right away. 228 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,900 There's a pothole, it's filled overnight magically. 229 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:15,860 It's like military precision. 230 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,770 Samira: Hmm. -It's... 231 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,280 it's like Disneyland. 232 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,900 -Or Singapore, 233 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,780 which I guess is kind of like Disneyland 234 00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:26,160 but with corporal punishment. 235 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,740 -Todd, clearly, you have never 236 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,740 gotten in real trouble at Disneyland. 237 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,160 It's no joke, Todd. -Okay. 238 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:35,330 -And it is the safest town in America. 239 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,420 -Is it? Do you actually trust the burger place 240 00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:39,750 that claims they have the best burger in the country? 241 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,050 -Well, yes. 242 00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:46,890 -Oh, don't move. I'll get it. 243 00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:48,470 -Okay. Thanks, Lynn. 244 00:12:48,510 --> 00:12:50,600 -Oh, God. -Who is it? 245 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,140 -The evil overlord. 246 00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:53,390 -Mickey? 247 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,650 Lynn: Agnes. -Lynn. 248 00:12:57,690 --> 00:12:58,940 -Hi, Agnes. -Hello. 249 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:01,610 -Hi. -Hello. Oh, my goodness. 250 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,990 Looks like a party. 251 00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:07,160 -Are you going to arrest us for having a nice time? 252 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,030 Oh, I would offer you something 253 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,500 but, uh, there isn't enough. 254 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,000 -Samira, dear. -Samira. 255 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,880 -I got a call from my very, very dear friend, 256 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,290 your mother-in-law, who gave me the welcome news 257 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,340 that you and Robert and Milo... -Miles. 258 00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:23,300 -...decided to make Hinkley Hills 259 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:24,760 your permanent home. 260 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,340 So, as president of the Hinkley Hills 261 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:27,680 Homeowners Association, 262 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:30,100 it's incumbent upon me to tell you... 263 00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:32,930 that we're thrilled. Samira: Oh. 264 00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:34,520 -And you are very, very welcome here. 265 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:35,980 -Well, thank you so much. Agnes: And to give you your 266 00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:37,980 official HOA handbook... 267 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:40,190 -Okay. -...helpful hints, 268 00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:43,360 bylaws about the way we like to do things around here. 269 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,440 -Okay. 270 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,200 Agnes: Everything is right in there. 271 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,860 Think of it as your new Bible. 272 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,910 -If you don't, fury will reign down 273 00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:52,700 upon the heads of the unbelieving. 274 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:56,870 -If you're referring to the dispute of April 24th, Lynn, 275 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,710 proper trash disposal and containment 276 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,250 is essential in neighborhoods 277 00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,380 with wild land and urban interface. 278 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:07,130 We are not looking to lure any unwanted creatures... 279 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,590 -Like yourself. -...let alone 280 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,430 their attendant pathogens 281 00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:12,560 into our environment. 282 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:14,970 The next global pandemic 283 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,100 is not starting on my block. 284 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:18,310 I'll leave you to it. 285 00:14:18,350 --> 00:14:20,310 -Yes, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am. 286 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,110 I'm sorry. I just really respond to her leadership style. 287 00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:26,240 -If I was a little older. 288 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,740 -Oh, Todd. 289 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,660 Samira: So then Agnes shows up, 290 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:32,950 like she's watching the whole thing. 291 00:14:32,990 --> 00:14:34,240 -She probably was. 292 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,200 She's watching all of the time. 293 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,750 Honestly, you leave your bins out 294 00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:39,080 for more than a day she's on to you. 295 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,170 -She's so annoying. 296 00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:43,420 She's get me in so much trouble when I was a teenager 297 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:44,920 with my mom, full nerd. 298 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,130 -Why? Weren't you like a nerd? 299 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:48,300 -Babe, I was not a nerd. 300 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:49,720 I was getting in trouble... -Oh. 301 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,510 -...all of the time. -Okay. For what? 302 00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:52,800 -Crashing through hedges, 303 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,640 getting lit on hot lemonade in the woods. 304 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,100 I hate to break it to you but you married a bad boy. 305 00:14:58,140 --> 00:15:00,900 - Come on. White boys would act too. 306 00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:03,270 -What do you think here? Little Boy Blu? 307 00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:05,360 Samira: Hmm. -Bit on the nose for a nursery? 308 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,610 -Yeah. 309 00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:09,490 -Slate, Eau-de-Nil, masculine, 310 00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:10,910 but without an agenda? 311 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:12,870 Hmm, not feeling it. 312 00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:14,700 Kind of Blue, that's nice. 313 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,790 Miles Davis. -Miles Davis. 314 00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,500 -Gotta be that, right? -It's perfect. 315 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,630 -This is great. 316 00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:24,290 Nesting, focusing on our future. 317 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,460 - Oh, I also met the new neighbor today. 318 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,720 -Oh, God. -Yeah. 319 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,970 -What was the asshole doing? 320 00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:31,550 -So I just... 321 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:36,510 -What? 322 00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:39,730 Shit, shit, shit. 323 00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:41,190 -Hello, neighbors. 324 00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:44,150 -Hi. 325 00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:50,650 -Have a good night. 326 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,410 Enjoy your nesting. 327 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:54,820 -Yup. He definitely heard us. 328 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,290 -Did you see his cart? 329 00:15:57,330 --> 00:16:00,870 Axe, lighter fluid, quicklime, the hell? 330 00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:03,080 That's a cart full of murder right there. 331 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,010 Samira: Good night brush. 332 00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:13,930 Good night nobody. 333 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,640 Good night mush. 334 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,140 -And good night to the old lady whispering "hush." 335 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,770 -I never understood who "she" was. 336 00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:25,360 I was always worried she was meant to symbolized death. 337 00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:27,360 -Rob. 338 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,360 Sorry. 339 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:32,030 both: Good night stars. 340 00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:33,700 Good night air. 341 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:37,120 Good night noises everywhere. 342 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,830 -We did it. -Yeah. 343 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,160 -Are you tearing up? 344 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,920 -I just hate goodbyes. 345 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,840 You know, I think I'm getting used 346 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,510 to this suburban silence. 347 00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:58,100 -But you know what I'm not getting used to? 348 00:16:58,140 --> 00:16:59,260 The decorations. 349 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,680 -What? You don't like decorative plates 350 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,850 on every wall? 351 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,730 -It's the pelicans. They're scaring me. 352 00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:05,190 Am I in a house or a swamp? 353 00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:07,400 -Moms and animal knickknacks, it's insane. 354 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,940 You give them one and then you blink, and bam, 355 00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:11,230 pelicans everywhere. 356 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,690 -I can't wait for this little guy 357 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,030 to have his own room. 358 00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:16,740 So we can draw him back down and get into it. 359 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,200 Shh. 360 00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:38,550 So... 361 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,350 Rob. 362 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,870 -What's your deal? 363 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:06,040 -Well, as you can see, most of my childcare experience 364 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,790 is directly related to early infancy. 365 00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:11,340 I know baby CPR, baby swim, and all baby games. 366 00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:13,130 I'm almost too good at peekaboo. 367 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:14,460 Yeah, wow. 368 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,680 Uh, it's just very impressive. 369 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,390 -If you're concerned about my age, my references... 370 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,180 -No, it's not your age. 371 00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:23,310 It's just... 372 00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:25,430 It's hard to accept help. 373 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,810 -I get it, Mr. and Mrs. Fisher. 374 00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:28,770 -It's fine. You can call us Rob and Samira. 375 00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:29,980 -Okay. 376 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:31,400 Rob and Samira, 377 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,820 nobody can be you but you. 378 00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:35,990 But rest assured, I am an excellent mother's helper. 379 00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:37,400 I can help you run errands 380 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,990 and I'll just be an extra set of arms and ears 381 00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:42,780 so you can sit down sometimes, relax, 382 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,330 and take a shower if you need. 383 00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:45,700 -You're hired. -When can you start? 384 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,750 - Thank you. 385 00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:50,830 Oh, and feel free to reach out to any of my references 386 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,500 for due diligence. 387 00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:54,920 -Michelle Obama? -Michelle Obama? 388 00:18:57,130 --> 00:18:58,840 Samira: You need help with it? Oh, wow. 389 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,760 -No, I got it. -A pro. 390 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,010 -Is that who I think it is? 391 00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:03,680 -Oh, no. Uh-uh. -What's happening? 392 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,640 -It's Samira, right? 393 00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:09,810 Sorry. I must sound like a total stalker. I'm Lauren. 394 00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:11,860 My parents live across the street from you, 395 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,110 the Festersons? 396 00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:14,480 Agnes and Bill? And I went to school with Rob. 397 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,820 God, like a million years ago. 398 00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:19,150 We are actually dinosaurs, it's disgusting. 399 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,860 But it is so... 400 00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:22,950 so nice to meet you? 401 00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,240 -So nice to meet you too? 402 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,580 -Oh, no. Oh, no. 403 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:27,620 Who is this little lady killer? 404 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:29,120 Samira: That's Miles. 405 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,210 -But we are trying to stop him 406 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,790 from killing so many women. 407 00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:33,540 Oh, you're funny. 408 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,710 I love funny. 409 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,550 Is your daughter as funny as you are? 410 00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:38,630 -Well, I appreciate the suggestion 411 00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:41,380 that I resemble Samira in any way, 412 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,220 but actually she's my client. 413 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:45,720 Rory. We've met. 414 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,390 Ainsley and I are both scouts. - Oh. 415 00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:52,150 -She's the one that beats me on cookie sells every year. 416 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,230 -I beat everyone, not just you. 417 00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:55,570 I'm very driven. 418 00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:58,320 -I wish Ains had some of that drive 419 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,030 especially on our application to Hinkley Academy. 420 00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:02,490 -Oh, I'm applying there too. 421 00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:04,240 -We just came from Core Principles 422 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,740 and they do not hold back. 423 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:07,490 I'm so glad we finally got one here. 424 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,200 You should come with me some time. 425 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,080 -Oh, um, I haven't gotten back to working out. 426 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,750 -The dreaded fourth trimester. 427 00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:15,340 Have you at least made it to Drinkley's? 428 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,130 It's a resto-bar. -I don't get out much. 429 00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:18,380 -Ah, you must. 430 00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:20,590 Drinkley's allows kids. Thank God. 431 00:20:20,630 --> 00:20:22,300 Mommy can't cope without her gin. 432 00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:24,340 -Mommy loves her cocktails. 433 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,050 -No, I don't. No, I don't. 434 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,600 Yes, I do. Yes, I do. 435 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,770 Let's do a bump. 436 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,100 -Oh. 437 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,940 And, ah, I got you. 438 00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:40,280 We should double date sometime. 439 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,700 You, me, Rob, 440 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,320 my husband Danny, one of Hinkley Hills' finest. 441 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,620 -Officer Daniels is your husband? 442 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:49,620 - Aren't small towns just the best? 443 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:50,830 We'll text. 444 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,460 -Are they always like that? - Always. 445 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,960 Ready to go? -Yeah. 446 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,500 We got to stop one more place. 447 00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:06,550 -Judy, you look lovely as ever. 448 00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:07,600 Are those new earrings or you just 449 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,260 look prettier after lunch? 450 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,890 -I don't know how to answer that. 451 00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:13,140 -Well, I need the regimen. 452 00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:14,690 Anyway, can I take a look 453 00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:16,400 at those Hinkley Hills Heralds we were talking about 454 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,860 the other day from March 2005? - No, I'm sorry, 455 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,320 they're still not back. 456 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,280 I can tell you, they are officially... 457 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,610 overdue. -Overdue? 458 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,070 That sounds like a disrespect 459 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,620 to the whole library system. 460 00:21:28,660 --> 00:21:31,120 Who would have done that? -I've already said too much... 461 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,160 Confidentiality code. 462 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,210 Okay. Hardcore like HIPAA. I see you. 463 00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:38,460 I guess I'll just have to come back. 464 00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:52,600 -Oh, no, I married fedora guy. 465 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,850 -Recovering fedora guy. -Uh-hmm. 466 00:21:54,890 --> 00:21:56,690 -Will you still love me if I relapse? 467 00:21:56,730 --> 00:22:00,070 -I sure won't. Hey, just kidding. 468 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,110 Babe, are you sure you don't want me to take Miles 469 00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:04,400 with me to wine night? It's very baby-friendly. 470 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:05,780 -I've got Miles on the monitor. 471 00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:08,070 I'm a man who can multitask. 472 00:22:08,110 --> 00:22:09,280 -You're so cute. 473 00:22:10,490 --> 00:22:12,490 -Oh, my God. 474 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:13,870 You guys need to get a room. 475 00:22:13,910 --> 00:22:16,620 -I'm this close to confiscating his key. 476 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,880 -I'm here to help clear. 477 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,880 -Yeah. Okay. Well, you guys have fun, 478 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,590 but don't get too lit and forget we had a baby. 479 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,800 Check this out. 480 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:32,180 I made us a nostalgia playlist. 481 00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:44,570 I love being able to just pop over like this. 482 00:22:44,610 --> 00:22:46,070 -I still cannot believe 483 00:22:46,110 --> 00:22:49,200 that you and Megan bought the house next to my parents. 484 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,660 It's quite "Baby Reindeer." -I told you, 485 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:53,120 it's because Megan fell in love 486 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,410 with the open floor plan and natural light, 487 00:22:55,450 --> 00:22:58,540 and not because I worship the altar of Don Fisher, 488 00:22:58,580 --> 00:23:00,380 which I absolutely do. 489 00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:04,090 Doesn't it feel good to Marie Kondo everything, man? 490 00:23:04,130 --> 00:23:06,420 I'm really leaning into the whole minimalist look. 491 00:23:06,460 --> 00:23:08,760 -Because Megan took everything? 492 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,970 -Yeah. 493 00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:12,050 But now, I can moonwalk 494 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:15,890 from any point in my house to another point in my house 495 00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:17,680 without hitting anything, 496 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:21,770 so that's, uh, a silver lining. 497 00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:23,690 -Can you believe this? 498 00:23:23,730 --> 00:23:26,650 It's insane. How did I get here? 499 00:23:26,690 --> 00:23:28,650 -Physically or spiritually? 500 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,780 -I'm turning my childhood bedroom 501 00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:33,370 into a nursery for my son. 502 00:23:33,410 --> 00:23:34,620 I have a son. 503 00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:35,870 -I always thought 504 00:23:35,910 --> 00:23:38,250 that I'd beat you to having kids but... 505 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,790 I never fucking beat you at anything. 506 00:23:40,830 --> 00:23:43,710 -Hey, you beat me to getting married... 507 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:45,750 Naveen: Hmm. -...and then divorced. 508 00:23:47,590 --> 00:23:50,090 -And having a mustache. 509 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,510 Look at that guy. 510 00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:56,770 -Oh, so wispy. -So wispy. 511 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,850 -I feel like my upper lip is pixelated. 512 00:23:58,890 --> 00:24:01,270 - Puberty was not kind. 513 00:24:01,310 --> 00:24:02,980 -You didn't tell me to shave that? 514 00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:06,070 -I think you would have needed to shave a strong sneeze 515 00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:09,030 and that thing would've gone. 516 00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:18,580 Alison is not in here. 517 00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:22,210 -Are you surprised? 518 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:24,580 -No, I... 519 00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:27,920 I just... 520 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,260 -What? 521 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:34,220 -Everyone wanted to pretend like she was never even there. 522 00:24:36,430 --> 00:24:40,430 -She probably just didn't show up for picture day. 523 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,940 -Okay. Walk with me on this one. -The Hokas are on. 524 00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:49,980 -Gary Wilson, retired doctor, bought 525 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,740 what is effectively a rotting house 526 00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:53,740 filled with ghost and secrets. 527 00:24:53,780 --> 00:24:55,320 According to insiders, there's a rumor 528 00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:57,530 that Alison Grants' parents killed her 529 00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,080 and buried her in the basement. 530 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,750 And then when I confronted Gary, 531 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,960 he said that his house had "good bones." 532 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,630 Who says that? -Real estate agents, 533 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,920 architectural preservationist. 534 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,840 -Dogs, if they could speak. 535 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,920 -Not the way he said it. 536 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:14,050 -How did he say it? -Smirkingly. 537 00:25:14,090 --> 00:25:16,970 Exhibit B. -What was Exhibit A again? 538 00:25:17,010 --> 00:25:18,600 -Oh, it's the thing about the bones. 539 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:22,230 -Exhibit B, Rob and I saw Gary at the hardware store buying 540 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,140 what could conceivably be described 541 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,060 as a cart full of murder. 542 00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:29,440 Axes, lighter fluid, and vinyl gloves, 543 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,400 which is shady as fuck. 544 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,070 Exhibit C, I had a paralegal at my firm 545 00:25:34,110 --> 00:25:36,490 pull the records on the house and apparently, 546 00:25:36,530 --> 00:25:38,030 it was sold to a trust. 547 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:41,290 Yeah, that's right. That means that whoever this guy is, 548 00:25:41,330 --> 00:25:43,410 he's trying to hide his identity. 549 00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:45,540 Gary Wilson might not even be his real name, 550 00:25:45,580 --> 00:25:49,340 which leads me to two equally ineffable conclusions. 551 00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:52,090 If Gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast 552 00:25:52,130 --> 00:25:54,760 obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones 553 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,340 or... 554 00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:59,100 he murdered Alison Grant 20 years ago 555 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,770 and had to come back to Hinkley Hills to bask 556 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:03,730 in the sick glory 557 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,770 of having gotten away with it. 558 00:26:05,810 --> 00:26:08,900 Yes. And he could strike again. 559 00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:11,780 Well, ma'am, thank you, ma'am. 560 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,280 I rest my case. Dana: Holy shit. 561 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,570 -Yeah, I don't think that makes sense. 562 00:26:16,610 --> 00:26:19,570 -I agree that Gary is a certified asshole 563 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,830 but, uh, I mean, a murderer? 564 00:26:21,870 --> 00:26:23,950 It's... -I mean, you know me. 565 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,170 I will fully climb on to that conspiracy train. 566 00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:31,290 I mean, strap myself in, give me some snacks. 567 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,340 -Thank you, Dana. -I got you, girl. 568 00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:34,420 -I trust my gut, 569 00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:37,470 and my gut is screaming. 570 00:26:37,510 --> 00:26:40,930 -Now that you mention it, I did see him in the woods 571 00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:46,140 at night and it was a bit odd. 572 00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:49,020 -If Todd says it's odd... -Say more. 573 00:26:51,770 --> 00:26:54,190 -How are there more fedoras? -I completely forgot 574 00:26:54,230 --> 00:26:55,940 how horrible magazines were 575 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,650 about women's weights back in the day. 576 00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:58,700 Check this out. 577 00:26:58,740 --> 00:27:00,660 "How to get a summer bikini body 578 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:02,620 in 14 days." 579 00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:05,040 14 days? 580 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,540 No wonder they all went psycho. 581 00:27:07,580 --> 00:27:09,040 Anything fun in there? 582 00:27:10,210 --> 00:27:14,550 -Um, just junk, old CDs. 583 00:27:14,590 --> 00:27:16,970 -Old CDs? Yo. 584 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,550 You think you got some of my old mixes? 585 00:27:18,590 --> 00:27:20,220 I would love to crawl under the soul 586 00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:22,680 of early -Naveen. 587 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,810 -What's in there? 588 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:25,180 -Nothing. -You're shrugging. 589 00:27:25,220 --> 00:27:26,850 I know you're being shady when you're shrugging. 590 00:27:26,890 --> 00:27:28,390 -No, dude. 591 00:27:41,070 --> 00:27:42,620 Naveen: It's her phone. 592 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:49,410 Why the fuck do you still have her phone? 593 00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:53,080 -I didn't know what else to do with it. 594 00:27:56,670 --> 00:27:58,420 -You gotta get rid of it. 595 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:02,840 Get rid of it. -Okay. I will. 596 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,150 -Couldn't really tell what he was doing. 597 00:28:14,190 --> 00:28:17,730 I had to give him space because I was nude. 598 00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:22,410 -In the woods? Go on. -I was moon bathing. 599 00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:24,820 -Oh, I love you, Todd. You're such a fucking freak 600 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:26,910 and I don't want you to ever change. 601 00:28:26,950 --> 00:28:28,660 -Say more about Gary. 602 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:30,910 -Uh, he was digging a hole. 603 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,920 -How big? -Hard to say. 604 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,920 I mean, not big but not small. 605 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,510 -Person-sized? 606 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,090 -Yeah. Could be. 607 00:28:40,130 --> 00:28:42,470 -Does anyone smell that? 608 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:45,300 -Is that smoke? 609 00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:47,220 -I don't smell anything. 610 00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:49,600 Am I having a stroke? 611 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,270 -Other way around. 612 00:28:51,310 --> 00:28:52,440 -Oh, that's a whole ass-- -Fire! 613 00:28:56,110 --> 00:28:57,400 -There's fire. 614 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:04,780 -Yes, we have a fire in the woods, Ashfield Place. 615 00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:08,370 It's over by Ashfield Street near Ashfield Crossing. 616 00:29:08,410 --> 00:29:09,620 When can you get here? 617 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:11,000 dispatcher: I don't know, ma'am. 618 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,040 -What do you mean you don't know? 619 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,080 Come on, we need urgency, man. 620 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,580 Jesus. 621 00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:18,550 Lynn, get some flashlights. -On it. 622 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,510 -Okay. We're gonna have to go in. 623 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:21,920 -Wait, wait, shouldn't we wait for the fire trucks, 624 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,300 let the professionals handle this? 625 00:29:23,340 --> 00:29:24,930 -We're gonna watch our houses burn down. 626 00:29:24,970 --> 00:29:27,510 -So you're suggesting for us to go towards the danger? 627 00:29:27,550 --> 00:29:29,510 -Yeah, it's the only way and I'm trained 628 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,980 in this situation, so follow my lead. Let's go. 629 00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:34,190 - Here you go. 630 00:29:37,940 --> 00:29:39,190 What's she doing? 631 00:29:39,230 --> 00:29:40,320 -I don't know. -Is she okay? 632 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,990 -No, she's drunk. 633 00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:58,170 Dana: It's further than I thought. 634 00:29:58,210 --> 00:30:01,000 Todd: And what's the plan exactly? 635 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,380 Samira: What's wrong? 636 00:30:03,420 --> 00:30:07,180 -Uh, yeah. Damn trick knees. 637 00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:08,260 It just went out. 638 00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:10,100 -Trick knee? Since when? -Yeah. 639 00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:12,310 Go ahead in front of me. 640 00:30:12,350 --> 00:30:13,930 And I'll flank the rear. 641 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,730 Go ahead. Lynn: You'll what the rear? 642 00:30:16,770 --> 00:30:18,980 -She's gonna flank it. Lynn: Oh. 643 00:30:28,110 --> 00:30:30,330 What the hell? Todd: You okay? 644 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:31,870 Samira: Yeah, I'm good. 645 00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:41,340 Is that Gary? 646 00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:42,710 Todd: Mr. Party Pants. 647 00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:44,920 -What are you doing? Gary: I'm simply enjoying 648 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,840 a bonfire on my property, which you can't seem 649 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,430 to stay off of, can you? 650 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:55,600 Samira: A fire like this, 651 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:58,400 it's a little reckless. -Hmm. 652 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,770 Much like the mother of a newborn 653 00:31:00,810 --> 00:31:02,690 traipsing around the woods at night. 654 00:31:03,940 --> 00:31:05,150 Lynn: How dare you. 655 00:31:05,190 --> 00:31:06,700 You think you know 656 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:08,780 what it's like to be a new mother? 657 00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:10,320 Agnes: Mr. Wilson, 658 00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:14,080 an open flame in this tinder box with a wind forecast 659 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,500 for tonight, are you mad? 660 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,500 This is a clear violation 661 00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:20,290 of handbook code 281. -That's right. 662 00:31:20,330 --> 00:31:23,250 Right there on paragraph five. Gary: Oh, yes, 663 00:31:23,290 --> 00:31:25,670 which goes on to state in paragraph six 664 00:31:25,710 --> 00:31:28,300 that a fire pit is permitted as long as it sits 665 00:31:28,340 --> 00:31:29,760 at least 10 feet away 666 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,640 from a neighboring property line. 667 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:33,810 -He's right. 668 00:31:40,310 --> 00:31:41,860 Please let me know when you expect 669 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,730 to begin your renovations. 670 00:31:43,770 --> 00:31:46,530 With historical properties like Hinckley House, 671 00:31:46,570 --> 00:31:49,780 you need to submit your plans to the HOA Landmark Committee 672 00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:51,660 for approval. -I'll have everything in order. 673 00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:54,200 Agnes: I'll give a heads up to the local inspector. 674 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,370 He's a family friend. 675 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,790 Paragraph five. 676 00:32:01,830 --> 00:32:04,750 Bev told me you were a lawyer. 677 00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:12,970 -Goodnight, neighbors. 678 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:20,350 I do hope I won't have to make any more calls. 679 00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:31,610 -Enjoying my bonfire, my ass. 680 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:33,910 First I'm trespassing, now I'm traipsing. 681 00:32:33,950 --> 00:32:36,450 Robert: Hey. How was wine night? 682 00:32:36,490 --> 00:32:38,660 -Great. Uneventful. Where's Miles? 683 00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:40,330 -Uh, I just put him down. 684 00:32:40,370 --> 00:32:44,630 Why do you smell of smoke? -Oh, uh, Gary built a fire pit. 685 00:32:44,670 --> 00:32:46,540 -Gary was hanging out on wine night? 686 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:48,670 -No, he was in the woods. -What happened? 687 00:32:48,710 --> 00:32:50,920 -There was a little quibble. -How little of a quibble? 688 00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:53,470 -You know, words were said, things got a little heated. 689 00:32:53,510 --> 00:32:55,010 - Babe. -It's not like 690 00:32:55,050 --> 00:32:57,100 we're gonna be best friends. -No shit. 691 00:32:57,140 --> 00:32:59,310 -Don't you think we should know what he's up to? 692 00:32:59,350 --> 00:33:00,730 Robert: Well, isn't it obvious? 693 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,890 I mean, that's why he was buying an axe and lighter fluid 694 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:04,310 in the hardware store because he was building 695 00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:05,610 a fire pit, 696 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:07,690 while also being an asshole. 697 00:33:07,730 --> 00:33:09,820 Being into home improvements and assholery 698 00:33:09,860 --> 00:33:11,360 aren't exactly mutually exclusive, 699 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,280 are they? -True. 700 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,620 -Please, can we move on from the whole Gary thing 701 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:19,490 and just try to focus on our family? 702 00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:20,830 Speaking of which, 703 00:33:20,870 --> 00:33:22,960 I've got something exciting to show you. 704 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:31,590 Robert: Okay. Shut your eyes. 705 00:33:31,630 --> 00:33:33,430 I may be giving this too much of a buildup. 706 00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:34,760 Please make sure I don't hit a wall. 707 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,680 Careful, careful. Right. 708 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,560 Now, it's not exactly a "Queer Eye" reveal 709 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,350 but it's something ready for a new generation of Fishers. 710 00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:44,810 -Okay. 711 00:33:44,850 --> 00:33:46,860 You've put a dent in the place. 712 00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:52,320 Miles Davis. 713 00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:54,700 -There was no way I was painting this whole room 714 00:33:54,740 --> 00:33:56,610 without getting your approval first. 715 00:33:57,490 --> 00:33:59,240 -It's perfect. 716 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,540 I'm not gonna lie, it kind of matches your eyes. 717 00:34:02,580 --> 00:34:05,040 -I also changed all of the locks to keep out Naveen. 718 00:34:08,290 --> 00:34:09,710 -I'll get it. -No. 719 00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:10,960 You've done enough for the night. 720 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,340 I'll go, uh, take him for a walk. 721 00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:13,800 -You sure? Samira: Yes. 722 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,890 Honey, Miles is gonna be so happy growing up here. 723 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,470 I love you. -I love you. 724 00:34:22,350 --> 00:34:24,230 - Good job. 725 00:34:35,860 --> 00:34:38,370 -We're just gonna say a quick goodnight. 726 00:35:02,010 --> 00:35:03,640 Samira. 727 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,350 What are you doing here? 728 00:35:05,390 --> 00:35:06,810 -I just wanted to say thank you 729 00:35:06,850 --> 00:35:09,350 for being there for me the past few days. 730 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,900 -Oh, well, I'm happy to be 731 00:35:11,940 --> 00:35:14,280 and I'm happy you're here. 732 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,190 -For you. 733 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,110 In case you ever need it. 734 00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:21,240 -Oh, well, I'm honored 735 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:25,790 and humbled by this symbol of your trust. 736 00:35:25,830 --> 00:35:28,000 -And know that if you ever need someone, 737 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,170 I mean, Rob and I are glad to keep a key safe for you too. 738 00:35:31,210 --> 00:35:34,090 -Oh, what a nice thought. 739 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,760 Goodnight, Samira. 740 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:41,390 -Goodnight. 741 00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:53,920 Lynn: I think you'd like our new neighbor, Marty. 742 00:36:58,300 --> 00:36:59,880 -Goodnight, my love. 743 00:37:40,130 --> 00:37:41,510 automated voice: The voice mailbox 744 00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:43,090 you are trying to reach is full. 745 00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:45,180 Please try your call again later. 746 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:04,010 -Way to put ash in Ashfield. 747 00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:31,490 -That motherfu...